The Artifact Recombobulator™

[CoZardi]

So, you decided to do artifact science, but all you got is light and forcefield artifacts. Sucks, right? Well now, with the all-new Artifact Recombobulator™, you can turn those shitty artifacts into brand new ones! Just load them into the machine, add an explosive gas mix of your choosing, and the machine will use the energy from the reaction to warp it into a whole new artifact! How does it work? I have no idea!!

Note: only works with activated artifacts. Misuse of the machine may lead to explosions, radiation, meteorite showers, cluwning, space bears, and voiding of warranty.