Chemmunity: a collaborative chem project where no suggestion is too dumb

[locusts]

Micro-razors (please think of a better name): If injected, causes that person to start bleeding every time they move one tile. This stacks to the point where they'll bleed to death before they reach the end of a hallway.

Macrosium: When applied to something, makes its sprite bigger.

Microsium: When applied to something, makes its sprite smaller.

Fantasia: Instantly randomises your appearance (ie. hair, gender, scream/fart noise, age), doesn't affect name.

Homeopathic remedy: Does nothing.