Best moments ever thread 2.0

[Nitrous]

I was a changeling with no weapons, and very early on, a security officer spotted me dragging a body into a maintenance tunnel. He chased me in and a battle ensued. I spit at him and he went down, but as I was strangling him, the detective wandered in and I had to neurotox him, and avoid him while he fired at me and called for help.

The captain, the chief engineer, the head of personnel, and the other two security officers showed up. They were all chasing me around this tiny maint area, and the AI had bolted us in and shocked the doors (despite being on prime three laws). I kept ducking around everybody and as spit and tox would finish their cooldowns, I would use them on alternating guys. By the end, they were begging the AI to open the door and let them out, but the AI refused and kept screaming for them to kill me.

I ate all of them and then banned the AI. 8-)

Uuuuh I'm pretty sure changelings do not count as humans considering they are shapeshifting aliens

electrifying doors can also hurt humans, and a pretty dumb thing to do as an AI on standard laws, especially when you know humans may touch that door