Best moments ever thread 2.0

[Saxophone Jones]

I join as sec, and some punk named Patrick Rathen starts messaging me over the PDA. His insults combined with all the lies and him leading me on a wild goose chase slowly increase my hatred of him until I am unable to contain my rage, and take it out by YELLING REALLY LOUDLY AT RATHEN

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Tyrone Saxophone Jones [145.9] asks, "RATHEN!!! IS THIS ANOTHER TRICK?!?"
Tyrone Saxophone Jones becomes utterly furious!
Tyrone Saxophone Jones flips the fuck out!
Tyrone Saxophone Jones screams!
Patrick Rathen: nerd
Tyrone Saxophone Jones [145.9] exclaims, "DAMN YOU RAAAAAAAATHEEEEEEEEEEN!!!"
Tyrone Saxophone Jones exclaims, "DAMN YOU RAAAAAAAATHEEEEEEEEEEN!!!"
Tyrone Saxophone Jones becomes utterly furious!
George Sears stammers, "bbaar iisshh iinn ffffrroouubbllleee"
ÿTyrone Saxophone Jones punches George Sears!
Tyrone Saxophone Jones says, "RAGH"
Tyrone Saxophone Jones says, "I WILL FIND HIM"
Tyrone Saxophone Jones says, "AND I WILL DESTROY HIM"
Tyrone Saxophone Jones screams!
Patrick Rathen: get down with the clown scrub
Javier Camp: Guys, rathen isn't the one doing this.
Tyrone Saxophone Jones [145.9] exclaims, "WHO EVER YOU ARE, NOT-RATHEN, I WILL FIND YOU FOR THIS!"
Patrick Rathen: Tyrone is a scrub
Tyrone Saxophone Jones [145.9] says, "DON'T BELIEVE RATHEN, HE IS A LIAR, ALL HE SAYS IS LIES, NONE OF IT IS TRUE, DO NOT TRUST HIM"

I find a dead guy in the air bridge and naturally blame Patrick Rathen. But as I angrily march upwards...

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Tyrone Saxophone Jones says, "DEAR GOD"
Tyrone Saxophone Jones exclaims, "RATHEEEEEENN!!!"
Tyrone Saxophone Jones says, "I WILL GET YOU FOR THIS"
Tyrone Saxophone Jones exclaims, "YOU KILLED MY FRIIEEEENDS, DAMN YOU RATHEEEEEEEEN!!!"
Jonas Salk says, "Hello"
Tyrone Saxophone Jones becomes utterly furious!
Tyrone Saxophone Jones exclaims, "RATHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEN!!!"
Jonas Salk says, "Calm down bro"
Tyrone Saxophone Jones screams!
Tyrone Saxophone Jones has been stunned with the stun baton by Jonas Salk!
Tyrone Saxophone Jones stammers, "II MMUUSSTTTT FFIINND RRAATTTHEE"
Tyrone Saxophone Jones stammers, "I MMMSST DDEESSSTRROOYY RRAATTTHEEEEN"
Jonas Salk is trying to put a handcuffs on Tyrone Saxophone Jones
Tyrone Saxophone Jones stammers, "HHEE RUUIINNEED EEVVEERRRRYYYTTHHIINNNNG II CCAARREE ABBOUUTT"

Jonas starts dragging me towards sec.

Tyrone Saxophone Jones stammers, "YOOUU"
Tyrone Saxophone Jones stammers, "YYYYOOOU AAREE WWITHH HHIIMMMM"
Tyrone Saxophone Jones says, "YOU MUST BE RATHEN'S ALLY"
Tyrone Saxophone Jones has been stunned with the stun baton by Jonas Salk!
Tyrone Saxophone Jones [145.9] stammers, "HHEELPP, OONNE OFF RAATTHHEEN''''SSSS CCCOOO--CCOOONNSSPPIIRRAATTOORRSS IISS SEEAAAALLINGGGG MMEE IINNNN MMYY OOWWWNNNN LLLLAWW CCAAGGEE"
Jonas Salk says, "You can sit in time out until you calm down."
Tyrone Saxophone Jones [145.9] stammers, "HHHEE IIS SSTTRIIPPPPIIINNNGGGG ME"
Tyrone Saxophone Jones [145.9] stammers, "HEE ISS A TTTAIOOR,, ITT IIIISS TTTHEE OOYY EXXPPLAANNAATTIOONN"
Tyrone Saxophone Jones [145.9] stammers, "KKIILLLL HIIMM"
Tyrone Saxophone Jones [145.9] stammers, "HHEE IISS WWWWIITTTTH RRAATTHHEEN"
Tyrone Saxophone Jones [145.9] stammers, "HHEE IISS CCOONNSSSSPPPPIRRIINNGGG AAGGGAIINNSSTT MMEEEEEEEEEEEEEE"
Jonas Salk says, "Door won't close"
Tyrone Saxophone Jones screams!
Tyrone Saxophone Jones stammers, "TTEELLLL RRAATTTHHHHEENN"
Tyrone Saxophone Jones stammers, "TTHHAATTT II WWIILLLL FINNDDD HHIIMMM"
Jonas Salk says, "Alright I have a better idea"
Tyrone Saxophone Jones stammers, "ADD II WWWWIIILLL KKKIILLL HHIIMM"

So he then drags me down to the lower section of sec. And then he bucklecuffs me to a chair and force-feeds me Bo Jack for a bit.

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Jonas Salk asks, "What is the reason for your anger?"
Tyrone Saxophone Jones says, "RATHEN MUST DIE"
Tyrone Saxophone Jones screams!
Tyrone Saxophone Jones becomes utterly furious!
Jonas Salk asks, "Why must Rathen die?"
Tyrone Saxophone Jones lurches forward strangely and aggressively!
Tyrone Saxophone Jones says, "HE HAS SHAMED ME, HE IS CONSPIRING AGAINST ME, HE IS TELLING PEOPLE LIES ABOUT ME"
Jonas Salk asks, "What lies?"
Tyrone Saxophone Jones says, "HE CALLS ME A NERD"
Jonas Salk says, "Well you do seem kind of nerdy right now."
Tyrone Saxophone Jones says, "HE TAUNTS ME OVER THE PDA"
Jonas Salk says, "Drink some of this, champ."
Jonas Salk attempts to force Tyrone Saxophone Jones to drink from Bo Jack Daniel's.
Tyrone Saxophone Jones says, "HE IS THE EMBODIMENT OF EVIL"
Jonas Salk makes Tyrone Saxophone Jones drink from the Bo Jack Daniel's.
Jonas Salk asks, "Feel any better?"
Tyrone Saxophone Jones stammers, "NOO AAMMOOUUNNtthhff OOF AALLggOOHHHOOLL ggggAAANN ggggAALLLLMM MMYYRRAAGGEEEE"

So a few minutes later, he leaves, I start to break free of my cuffs, and he comes back with a couple bottles of... oh fuck, is he force-feeding me Grife-O? I keep struggling and trying to tell him that he is force-feeding me a cola that is actually lethal, but he doesn't listen or doesn't understand, so I break free, but even after flashing him, the space lag prevents me from making my escape before he stuns me again. Fortunately, I survive the Grife-O treatment.

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Jonas Salk says, "There ya go sport."
Jonas Salk asks, "How are you feeling now?"
Tyrone Saxophone Jones whispers, "DDmmnn yyou.."
Tyrone Saxophone Jones whispers, "ddaammnnnn yyouuuu aaalll tttoo hheellll..."

The only notable things afterwards are when he crashes a segway into me to calm me down, I quote AM's hate speech while drunk, and I break free only to have him stun me and strip me of everything I have. In the end I try to tell him that the only way to calm me is to play my favorite instrument, but he's too busy beating me with a wrench to listen.

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Tyrone Saxophone Jones whispers, "HHaatte.. LLeeeett mee ttelll yyo hhoowwmuuuchh IIII''vee ccoommmeee ttto hhaaaattee yyoooouuu ssiinncccee IIII bbeegaaann tt livvvve.. TTheerre aee 338874444 mmmmlllliiiionn illess ooff prriinntteeed ccirrrrccuuiiittss ii wwwaffeerr ttthhhiinn laaaayyeerrsss tttthhaatt ffiilllll mmmyy commmmplleexx.... IIff thhee wwoordd ''haatttee'' waassss eennnnggraavveeddd on eachhnaannnnoaaanngggssstttroommm ooff tttthhhoosseeee hhuunnddrreeeddssss oof mmmillee iiiittt woouullld nnt eeeqquuaal ooonnnneeee onnnneiillliiooonnntttth ooooffff thhee hhaaaattee II fffeeeell ffooorr hhuumaannss aatttt thhiiis miiiccrroo--iinnssssttaaannnttt.... FFFoorr yyoouuu... HHaaatteeee.. HHHaatteeee.."