Goonhub
01-09-2017, 08:24 AM
(Typing this in school. In a tiny class but god damn this is weird to type in public since I gotta try and stop people from looking at this shit...)
So, the Officer Buttsky thread got me thinking... If there can be securitron buttbots, why not make all kinds of bots upgradeable to buttbots?
MediButt - It's a ButtBot with a health scanner on it, and a needle. Injects patients with actual medicine and fartonium. Rogue MediButts inject people with extreme amounts of fartonium and simethicone.
FloorButt - Floorbot. But as a butt. Places down floortiles, but with butts spraypainted onto them. Rogue FloorButts turn any floors they see into RoButts.
FireButt - Extinguishes fires by farting on them (special firekilling farts) Rogue ones seek out fires and fart on them. With real farts. Making the fires worse.
CleanButt - Goes around scrubbing the floors... Not much different. But it looks like a butt with a sponge. Rogue ones... uh... Dunno. Make shit tons of farting noises and makes a bunch of messes (pouring dirt and blood and vomit everywhere and spreading random objects across floors)
SecuriButt - Discussed in another thread.
Deluxe ButtBot - Two butts stacked on top of each other with an oxygen tank, emergency tank, or jetpack, as well as TWO arms, to provide EXTREME fart noises. Rogue ones fly everywhere, farting and banging into people, walls, windows, and really anything.
So, the Officer Buttsky thread got me thinking... If there can be securitron buttbots, why not make all kinds of bots upgradeable to buttbots?
MediButt - It's a ButtBot with a health scanner on it, and a needle. Injects patients with actual medicine and fartonium. Rogue MediButts inject people with extreme amounts of fartonium and simethicone.
FloorButt - Floorbot. But as a butt. Places down floortiles, but with butts spraypainted onto them. Rogue FloorButts turn any floors they see into RoButts.
FireButt - Extinguishes fires by farting on them (special firekilling farts) Rogue ones seek out fires and fart on them. With real farts. Making the fires worse.
CleanButt - Goes around scrubbing the floors... Not much different. But it looks like a butt with a sponge. Rogue ones... uh... Dunno. Make shit tons of farting noises and makes a bunch of messes (pouring dirt and blood and vomit everywhere and spreading random objects across floors)
SecuriButt - Discussed in another thread.
Deluxe ButtBot - Two butts stacked on top of each other with an oxygen tank, emergency tank, or jetpack, as well as TWO arms, to provide EXTREME fart noises. Rogue ones fly everywhere, farting and banging into people, walls, windows, and really anything.