Goonstation Lessons Learned the Hard Way

[NesMettaur]

Inspired by a similar thread o'er on TvTropes, this thread is for anything we learned on Goonstation via trial-and-get-fucked.

• If you're expirementing on monkeys, NEVER remove the blindfold.
  
• When it comes to Genetics, a Blindness mutation is not a substitute for a blindfold considering the fact that you scramble genes so often.
  
• SYNCHRONIZE SELF BIOMASS MANIPULATION HOLY SHIT
  
• If you're a ghost, you can get killed twice. I'm still not sure how they  came prepared for ghosts farting on the escape shuttle, but how about that?
  
• Don't pick fights near an airlock to space, dumbass.