Yet Another Stupid Death - Goonstation Edition

[Sam Guivene]

Hey, I was faffing about today when I was inspired to create a YASD list for goon. Now, for those who don't know YASD lists are a list of all those actions that, despite there easy avoidability, still frequently lead to peoples deaths. Feel free to contribute as you come up with them.

• Eating Floor Pills
  
  Eating the Brain Burger
  
  Eating THE MONSTER
  
  Eating anything the chef makes
  
  Discount Dans
  
  Touching Artifacts
  
  Grabbing the light grenade
  
  Hugging a space bear
  
  Fucking with the monkeys
  
  Drinking discount brand booze
  
  Doing anything with erebite
  
  Farting on a bible
  
  Having your day in court
  
  Hugging the energy beam
  
  Exploring deep space alone
  
  Walking on Mars without protection
  
  Falling off a cliff
  
  Waiting at the bottom of the elevator shaft
  
  Huffing Plasma
  
  Huffing Bomb mix plasma
  
  Summoning the glitch drone
  
  Amateur bomb making
  
  Amateur chemistry
  
  Amateur botany
  
  Amateur genetics
  
  Staring directly into the abyss
  
  Eating the server
  
  Breaking the server
  
  Eating the sun
  
  Stealing the sun
  
  Checking the engine room.
  
  Fighting the owls
  
  Fighting George
  
  Touching wires
  
  Ignoring Blood Loss
  
  Getting in a fist fight with a changeling
  
  Being security
  
  Being captain
  
  Eating spider eggs
  
  Trusting wizards
  
  Hugging a science ghost
  
  Using the prototype RCD
  
  Using the clowns revolver
  
  Using the bartenders revolver
  
  Tipping your fedora.