Your best death.

[Saxophone Jones]

I join in the middle of a round as a Staff Assistant, and quickly find out that there is a wizard and the AI is rogue. After running from a skeleton that the AI ended up releasing into the arrivals shuttle, I ran to the chapel and got bolted in. The AI then opened the airlocks leading to the morgue, so I walked in. The AI then tried to get me to walk into a shocked door, and succeeded, but I survived and called it unoriginal.

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Tyrone Saxophone Jones [145.9] says, "You're an unoriginal rogue AI."
Magical Darcey [145.9] says, "how dumb"
Short Straw [145.9] states, "Could always try the morgue chute"
You hear a hollow crackle.
Magical Darcey [145.9] says, "aww hell naww"
Tyrone Saxophone Jones [145.9] exclaims, "Oh. Sure. It won't result in a grotesque death at all!"
John Johnson [145.9] asks, "how did that plan go max?"
Tyrone Saxophone Jones [145.9] exclaims, "Next you'll tell me I should climb in the incinerator!"
Short Straw [145.9] states, "That'd NEEEEEEVER happen"
Tyrone Saxophone Jones [145.9] asks, "OH YEAH?"
ÿ You begin to recover.
Tyrone Saxophone Jones [145.9] asks, "YOU WANNA BET?"
Short Straw [145.9] states, "10 spacebux"
Buster Bluth [145.9] says, "RIP Seth Butte"
Tyrone Saxophone Jones [145.9] asks, "YOU WANNA BET I WON'T CLIMB IN THIS MOTHERFUCKING INCINERATOR?"
Short Straw [145.9] states, "you wont get shot into space"
Luis Smith [145.9] stammers, "hhee"
Tyrone Saxophone Jones [145.9] asks, "YOU THINK I DON'T GOT THE BALLS TO DO IT, ASSHOLE?"
Luis Smith [145.9] stammers, "rruudee"
Magical Darcey [145.9] says, "I DONT GRANT LAST WISHES"
Luis Smith [145.9] gasps, "wwhaat kkiiiinndddooff fuuuuccckeeerrr aarrrreee yyoooouu"
Tyrone Saxophone Jones [145.9] says, "I'LL SHOW YOU, MOTHERFUCKER"
Short Straw [145.9] states, "You lack the silicone"
Magical Darcey [145.9] says, "i am the most evil wizard"
Tyrone Saxophone Jones [145.9] says, "I GOT BALLS THE SIZE OF AN ASTEROID, I'll SHOW YOU, JUST WATCH ME CLIMB IN THIS MOTHERFUCKING INCINERATOR, ASSHOLE"
Tyrone Saxophone Jones [145.9] says, "THAT'LL SHOW YOU, MOTHERFUCKER"
Tyrone Saxophone Jones climbs into the incinerator.
Short Straw [145.9] states, "huh"
Tyrone Saxophone Jones [145.9] says, "YEAH, ASSHOLE"
Tyrone Saxophone Jones [145.9] says, "NOW YOU SEE HOW TOUGH I AM"
Short Straw [145.9] states, "that isnt the morgue chute..."
DEAD: Ghost (cluwne) says, "Honk"
Short Straw states, "RIP"