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Drinking glass:
George Melons puts the drinking glass over his lips, and then sucks his whole face/head inside the glass! Golly!

Stemware:
George Melons snaps the stem off the wine glass, stabs it into his eye socket, and the smashes his head off the floor, driving it into his brain!

Scalpel, as a doctor/roboticist
George Melons removes his own skull, without even taking out his brain first! Impressive! What skill! A fitting last swan song of surgical prowess, for a master of the art!

Lightbulb:
George Melons eats the light bulb! Yum!
George Melons drops dead, blood pouring from his mouth! Huh.
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