Polybius: The "ghost" arcade machine

[TerminalVelocity]

Right, I remember hearing about this. According the guy who told me, supposedly it was one of those crazy CIA mind control experiments, which, along with the moon landing being faked and a shadow government of alien lizard men, forms the goddamn conspiracy theorist holy trinity/voltron/whatever.

I think it would be kind of nifty if a circuit board for this was hidden out on one of the space derelicts, requiring a dedicated electrician/whatever to go fly out, find it, and assemble the damn thing. Playing it could have a random chance of either immediately dispensing something cool, like a toy sword, plastic egg, basketball, etc. (this way there'll actually be an incentive to risk it for bored assistants), or giving you an injection of space madness followed by eventual teleportation to the adminmaze.