Sham Poo's Humble HoS App

[FrontlineAcrobat4]

Nitrous Poo-gamer you are a cool person and almost as robust as me so yes. Also since you want constructive criticism I think you should move Security's donuts and segways into the Bar every shift so you can befriend the assistant community.

I moved the segways to the bar, and saw the joy in the assistants eyes, totally lit up by happiness and excitement! but i kept the donuts, mostly because they're an amazing interrogation tool, but also because they're tasty as fuck! Also there's already donuts in the bar, so there's not really a reason to even bring them.

It's amazing how segways makes assistant's days doesn't it?