Sham Poo's Humble HoS App

[Nitrous]

So uhm, thanks for not trashing me completely, for some reason i thought everyone was going to yell at me for how bad i am at life. Guess i'm not THAT bad of a player as i thought i was. Also feel free to throw any (constructive???) criticism you may have, at me, ill answer it if i can!
Anyway, i might as well fuck up this thread (more than it already is) by replying to everyone, despite it making no god damn sense at all.

He is also robust

No way i am robust! That's like saying Yon isn't a nerd <3 :ugeek: :ugeek: :ugeek: <3

ur shit. but the best kind of shit.

Thanks! i also think you're a (good) kind of shit <3

I don't think I even need to read this to tell that you are HoS material. You've been around so long, longer than me I think, and I'm frankly surprised that you aren't an HoS already. You're always a funny guy to have on the station and I think I can anticipate many fun filled rounds with you as the HoS.

No fun allowed when (if) i get to be a Head of Security!

this guy is the perfect person for hos

<3<3<3

Nitrous is a fun, experienced player. He treats the security force well and deserves HoS. Just observed him stunning changelings, working with the rest of sec as a team, and then healing up injured folks.

i really just paid him to say that, don't believe him. xoxo

I am pro poo for sham poo.

Hello, I am a Sham Poo. I like donuts and cookies, but sometimes i don't eat them, other times i eat all of them. Donuts are my friends, and friends are my donuts. I like my donuts the best with frosting and loads of Assistant tears. This is the story of a Sham Poo.

This dude is exactly the right level of bad to be a HoS.

i am a level 30 bad, and i have the black belt in griff (which i may or may not have bought from ebay)