Clown sightings in a nutshell

[Kotlol]

What if there was a wizard variant that was just a hilariously overpowered clown with wacky(and zany) spells

Summon golem: "Summon Regitube (giant balloon animal)"
Cluwne's Revenge: "Mume's Revenge" (A cluwne who is mimed? Atleast they are silent!)
Magic Bolt: "Honky bolt" (It knocks you over and honks)
Blink: Honk (You honk yourself to the next room)
Lighting: "Overcharged handbuzzer" (It shocks yourself too!)
Ice spell: "Lube spell" (No freezing, just lubing the floor)
Fireball: "Fire Fart" (Do I even have to explain this one?)
Staff of Cthulu: Staff of Honking. (It makes everyone do the HONK!)