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Goofy Moments Thread
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Hello everyone, I would like to preserve short snippets of people's stories on here, including my own because I think that's what keeps me returning to ss13. 

Recently the engine was turned into cheese as I was a staff assistant. Me and a few odd folks rushed down to see the spectacle and eat it. Only one issue - no more engine. This was resolved by an engineer who made hamster wheels and told us to power the station by running on them. 

So about 4-5 of us including some guy who went by Old Man started running and repeatedly swore our fealty to the nanotrasen corporation. When one tried to run from inevitable plasma fires fueled by our activities, we reminded them to stay. The commanding crew decided to toss us meth to keep us energetic, faster, and squeeze out more plasma.

This eventually ended with an industrial action, explosion, followed by a seperate Nuclear Operative operation which successfully destroyed that station that decided workers rights was a suggestion.
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Goofy Moments Thread - by JanusRose - 02-11-2024, 01:47 PM
RE: Goofy Moments Thread - by BadShot - 02-11-2024, 05:07 PM
RE: Goofy Moments Thread - by klushy225 - 02-14-2024, 12:59 PM
RE: Goofy Moments Thread - by JanusRose - 02-27-2024, 01:00 PM

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