Goonhub
03-21-2023, 04:53 AM
Plenty of traitors have goofy, off-the-wall items that are obvious, but can still be used to robust people when used well. Doctors and MDs feel.. lacking in this regard, however. I'd love to see an ambulance that acts similarly to a clown car, while having some key differences:
- The harmbulance can only hold up to 2 patients at a time, not counting the driver, and is outfitted with a siren.
- Running people over will stun them, like the clown car, and allow the driver to stuff victims - er, patients - inside.
- Unlike the clown car, patients will be violently ejected from the whambulance once they've been "treated".
- The medical malpracticemobile will randomly choose one of two treatments before ejecting the cured patient.
- The first method of treatment is the injection of medicine: some unholy concotion of morphine, poison, mutagen, neurotoxin, or otherwise.
- The second method of treatment is suprise surgery: a random assortment of limbs and organs are gouged out with sharp instruments.
I'm hoping that this will allow doctors and MDs to have a sillier, more obvious and robust method of murder without simply posing as a regular doctor, or forgoing their doctorly identity altogether, allowing them to revel in chaos much like a clown or janitor.
- The harmbulance can only hold up to 2 patients at a time, not counting the driver, and is outfitted with a siren.
- Running people over will stun them, like the clown car, and allow the driver to stuff victims - er, patients - inside.
- Unlike the clown car, patients will be violently ejected from the whambulance once they've been "treated".
- The medical malpracticemobile will randomly choose one of two treatments before ejecting the cured patient.
- The first method of treatment is the injection of medicine: some unholy concotion of morphine, poison, mutagen, neurotoxin, or otherwise.
- The second method of treatment is suprise surgery: a random assortment of limbs and organs are gouged out with sharp instruments.
I'm hoping that this will allow doctors and MDs to have a sillier, more obvious and robust method of murder without simply posing as a regular doctor, or forgoing their doctorly identity altogether, allowing them to revel in chaos much like a clown or janitor.