Jacob Philips for HoS 2016 Give teh beret!

[Morphing_Dwarf]

Ok. Let me tell you all HOW I intend to stop shitty security. I intend to stop it by making sure that sec closes their lockers so we don't have a thousand assistants running around, yelling into our radio channel, I intend to stop shitty security by not letting electronics have stun batons, by not yelling at the HoP to go away instead of actually working, and to go check on the captain 3 minutes into a round to stop those stupid 4 minute syndicate victory dances. Security isn't bad Cogwerks, I just want to make it better, and I will make it better, you just watch. As HoS I will notice the engineers cutting cameras, and the botanist killing peopl with their chainsaws.

I will make security better, you'll see, just give me the beret. Thank you.