Goonhub
11-14-2012, 06:42 PM
Usual Character Name: Jacob Philips
BYOND Username:MorphingDwarf
Recommended by (if applicable): I am an independent person! Huzzah! N/A
Times Available: Weeknights, weekend mornings, early in the morning on weekdays and weekends.
Reason for Application (300 word minimum): I am applying because well, to be honest with you, I am kinda tired with incompetent security mucking about in the halls, bumping into each other on their stupid segways, and arresting that assitant for farting in their face. Pathetic. I want to change this, I want to make security something it couldn't be before, good. I want to start getting security to make good arrests, to make the correct arrests, and not kill assistants for being assistants. I think that security right now is ok, and there are a few other competent security people, for example: Sir Grodus, Dr.Kay, Oddball, when he isn't being an assistant, or mucking around on the station in other positions. I also want to stop the 3 minute traitor kills, where security runs around in thermals, catching anyone with a PDA in their hands, and killing while screaming "TATER ALERT-TATER ALERT. Then doing "Justice" and, without questioning, searching, or anything competent, beats the prisoner to death, still screaming "TATER ALERT-TATER ALERT" Instead, I would like for security to take them in, take their PDA, and take their gear, then throw them, back out into the halls, wearing a clown suit, with an ID that says. "Im an idiot" So many people will, as security, give 5 minute jail times, for vandalism, pushing people down, and *why would you even arrest for that?!* and, ohh I hate it when they do this, the sec will literally arrest the engineers for letting the sing loose.. For some reason that pisses me off. We need a good security team when the syndicates come knocking at our door with their thermite charges, revolvers, and especially fashionable turtlenecks. We need a good security team when gandalf teleports onto the station screaming "EL NATH" and shocking people, not to mention turning the idiot captain into a blumbering oaf known as a "cluwne". With all of these possible hazards, having a good security team is vital to the safety of the station. I'm not going to start lying about how I will just sit in my office like a good little HoS, no, I am not going to sit in my comfy chair, wearing my beret, and watching as the station is blown to bits, the captain and all the heads are shot to death, and the security team is stripped and tossed into the singularity. I intend to make this station the best it can be, and I will not stop until every single traitor, ling, spy, wizard, and ever dangerous syndicate, is sitting in a jail cell playing the blues.
Security Experience (300 word minimum): As security I tend to be much more intense than I am if I was playing, medical doctor for example. When I am security I am very serious, and the most I do is push down the bar fighters, and fart in their faces, I never would do anything to harm anyone that isn't a baddie. I am always sure to lock my locker as well. Once as security, well, actually, captain, but I guess that counts, since I was kinda just playing it as if I was security, it was a 4 ling round, and there were martians in the blown-up bar. I was running down to assist the officers in the bar, and I saw a downed officer, dead, so I ran up, got shot about 4-5 times by the martians, and dragged him back to genetics, after cloning him, I got word of the death of the martians, and patrolled the halls for a bit. Later, after the shuttle had been called, and recalled several times, I went to the bridge to stop the CE from recalling the shuttle again, where I found him sitting at the table, almost as if he was waiting for me. I sat down a seat away from him, told him to stop, and as I was about to get up and leave, he spit acid at me, downing me instantly. After waiting a while, I regained conciousness, found myself shoved in a trashbin next to the CE, so I jumped out of it, and fell over. He then preceded to put me back in, and flushed me down. upon my unconcious arrival at the disposal gibber, I found him standing at the lever to turn on the conveyor belt, I was next to the blast door to the gibber. He then pressed the blast door release button, and I instantly died. Upon my death I learned there were 4 lings, and that many had died. I should have been smarter, I checked the comm report at the beginning of the round and it said that the CE was 61% a baddie, and that there were lings aboard, and I knew the CE was up to something, I just couldn't tell what, and couldn't arrest him, because you must have evidence as a good officer to arrest someone. I typically don't play Security, I typically play Medical Doctor actually, because I like saving people, and just helping them out in general. Sorry if this isn't 300 words, I think it is, but if it isn't, I sincerely apologize.
Your opinion of Shrek (5 word minimum): Why must you even ask? Shrek is a fucking badass. If he was HoS, he would kill lings with just his breath. BADASS.
Previous Bans (While this will not affect your application lying about it will): I don't think I've been banned.. Dammit. Too much of a goody-two-shoes.
BYOND Username:MorphingDwarf
Recommended by (if applicable): I am an independent person! Huzzah! N/A
Times Available: Weeknights, weekend mornings, early in the morning on weekdays and weekends.
Reason for Application (300 word minimum): I am applying because well, to be honest with you, I am kinda tired with incompetent security mucking about in the halls, bumping into each other on their stupid segways, and arresting that assitant for farting in their face. Pathetic. I want to change this, I want to make security something it couldn't be before, good. I want to start getting security to make good arrests, to make the correct arrests, and not kill assistants for being assistants. I think that security right now is ok, and there are a few other competent security people, for example: Sir Grodus, Dr.Kay, Oddball, when he isn't being an assistant, or mucking around on the station in other positions. I also want to stop the 3 minute traitor kills, where security runs around in thermals, catching anyone with a PDA in their hands, and killing while screaming "TATER ALERT-TATER ALERT. Then doing "Justice" and, without questioning, searching, or anything competent, beats the prisoner to death, still screaming "TATER ALERT-TATER ALERT" Instead, I would like for security to take them in, take their PDA, and take their gear, then throw them, back out into the halls, wearing a clown suit, with an ID that says. "Im an idiot" So many people will, as security, give 5 minute jail times, for vandalism, pushing people down, and *why would you even arrest for that?!* and, ohh I hate it when they do this, the sec will literally arrest the engineers for letting the sing loose.. For some reason that pisses me off. We need a good security team when the syndicates come knocking at our door with their thermite charges, revolvers, and especially fashionable turtlenecks. We need a good security team when gandalf teleports onto the station screaming "EL NATH" and shocking people, not to mention turning the idiot captain into a blumbering oaf known as a "cluwne". With all of these possible hazards, having a good security team is vital to the safety of the station. I'm not going to start lying about how I will just sit in my office like a good little HoS, no, I am not going to sit in my comfy chair, wearing my beret, and watching as the station is blown to bits, the captain and all the heads are shot to death, and the security team is stripped and tossed into the singularity. I intend to make this station the best it can be, and I will not stop until every single traitor, ling, spy, wizard, and ever dangerous syndicate, is sitting in a jail cell playing the blues.
Security Experience (300 word minimum): As security I tend to be much more intense than I am if I was playing, medical doctor for example. When I am security I am very serious, and the most I do is push down the bar fighters, and fart in their faces, I never would do anything to harm anyone that isn't a baddie. I am always sure to lock my locker as well. Once as security, well, actually, captain, but I guess that counts, since I was kinda just playing it as if I was security, it was a 4 ling round, and there were martians in the blown-up bar. I was running down to assist the officers in the bar, and I saw a downed officer, dead, so I ran up, got shot about 4-5 times by the martians, and dragged him back to genetics, after cloning him, I got word of the death of the martians, and patrolled the halls for a bit. Later, after the shuttle had been called, and recalled several times, I went to the bridge to stop the CE from recalling the shuttle again, where I found him sitting at the table, almost as if he was waiting for me. I sat down a seat away from him, told him to stop, and as I was about to get up and leave, he spit acid at me, downing me instantly. After waiting a while, I regained conciousness, found myself shoved in a trashbin next to the CE, so I jumped out of it, and fell over. He then preceded to put me back in, and flushed me down. upon my unconcious arrival at the disposal gibber, I found him standing at the lever to turn on the conveyor belt, I was next to the blast door to the gibber. He then pressed the blast door release button, and I instantly died. Upon my death I learned there were 4 lings, and that many had died. I should have been smarter, I checked the comm report at the beginning of the round and it said that the CE was 61% a baddie, and that there were lings aboard, and I knew the CE was up to something, I just couldn't tell what, and couldn't arrest him, because you must have evidence as a good officer to arrest someone. I typically don't play Security, I typically play Medical Doctor actually, because I like saving people, and just helping them out in general. Sorry if this isn't 300 words, I think it is, but if it isn't, I sincerely apologize.
Your opinion of Shrek (5 word minimum): Why must you even ask? Shrek is a fucking badass. If he was HoS, he would kill lings with just his breath. BADASS.
Previous Bans (While this will not affect your application lying about it will): I don't think I've been banned.. Dammit. Too much of a goody-two-shoes.