Vocal translator, but you can breathe with it.

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The assertion that you're not supposed to want to play a playable playerrace is silly. They exist to play. A role lets you play them. This is a game where the point is to have fun. Why would you add something to not be fun? If we ascribed to that thought process, Clown would still be a punishment role, not the people we know, love and want to strangle.

Ah yes, clowns, the role that famously can use stun weapons, wear internals, perform self-surgery, and walk without falling over.