Goonhub
12-30-2013, 10:22 PM
PEACEY PETE'S PARTY CREATOR
So you want to have a great big party, but have no friends? Don't worry! With this 8 step process, even the most self-absorbed troglodyte traitor will have more guests at their party than they could possible have dreamed!
1. Set up a little, hard to breach area with a teleporter beacon. The science lab backroom/surgery area is ideal, if you Rwall off the glass and doors. For greater viewing pleasure, install the helmet cam in the room so you can check on your party guests later.
2. Buy yourself a radio jammer. Hide it somewhere nearby and out of sight, inside a internal box is ideal.
3. Grab a hand teleporter, and go to the teleporter room and set the teleporter to the destination of choice.
4. When you are ready, buy a cloak. Be sure to be aware where the folks with thermals are.
5. Walk around, looking for crew standing still. Ctrl click them. Open up a portal, and while you are doing that, drag the crewman into a portal.
6. Presto! You've just invited that crewmember to a mandatory party. Be sure to invite his friends!
7. Once you have all your guests, you have two options :
a -Go and join them and have the party you always wanted! Be sure to bring lots of ciggies and booze!
b- Go grab a 50 50 mixed tank of oxygen/plasma and pump it into the room. Turn off the signal jammer. While lighting a cigarette, give a evil, menacing monologue t to the crew. Open a portal and throw the cigarette through.
8. If you have gone for option A, make sure to encourage the crew into thinking an admin was responsible. If done right, post-game OOC will be full of delicious tears.
(This is especially gratifying to mentors, as we get questions such as: "What the hell made me randomly teleport to x???")
So you want to have a great big party, but have no friends? Don't worry! With this 8 step process, even the most self-absorbed troglodyte traitor will have more guests at their party than they could possible have dreamed!
1. Set up a little, hard to breach area with a teleporter beacon. The science lab backroom/surgery area is ideal, if you Rwall off the glass and doors. For greater viewing pleasure, install the helmet cam in the room so you can check on your party guests later.
2. Buy yourself a radio jammer. Hide it somewhere nearby and out of sight, inside a internal box is ideal.
3. Grab a hand teleporter, and go to the teleporter room and set the teleporter to the destination of choice.
4. When you are ready, buy a cloak. Be sure to be aware where the folks with thermals are.
5. Walk around, looking for crew standing still. Ctrl click them. Open up a portal, and while you are doing that, drag the crewman into a portal.
6. Presto! You've just invited that crewmember to a mandatory party. Be sure to invite his friends!
7. Once you have all your guests, you have two options :
a -Go and join them and have the party you always wanted! Be sure to bring lots of ciggies and booze!
b- Go grab a 50 50 mixed tank of oxygen/plasma and pump it into the room. Turn off the signal jammer. While lighting a cigarette, give a evil, menacing monologue t to the crew. Open a portal and throw the cigarette through.
8. If you have gone for option A, make sure to encourage the crew into thinking an admin was responsible. If done right, post-game OOC will be full of delicious tears.
(This is especially gratifying to mentors, as we get questions such as: "What the hell made me randomly teleport to x???")