Why do you hate me? [HEAT OF THE DESERT]

[Sick Ness Monster]

have you ever considered the pursuit of other hobbies? knitting, maybe?

Knitting takes patience and I think you're already well aware that's a virtue I lack. Also, checking on this post takes less than a half hour out of each of my days, more if people decide to be generous enough to respond and engage me in conversation. 

Still waiting on my piss debate link, Zamu. 

*taps on wristwatch*

EDIT: You're legendary. And so is this thread.
EDIT2: nice

Unnecessary, this thread is already piss