throwing the obsidian crown into a singularity causes void monsters to spawn randomly

[MoonJesus]

I think 'feeding the singularity' should be more of an interactive thing in the spirit of SS13. Ok yes this is completely against the science of blackholes which delete things from existence but we're not here for realism, we're here for the SS13 sandbox.

Maybe throwing a clown in causes bananas to spawn in random locations on the station

Maybe releasing a strangelet loaf into it causes multiple spatial tears at once (temporarily)

I could sit here all day and think of interesting/funny things, i know you can too.