Goonstation Monthly Contest: March Edition

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Grones' Five-Alarm Cook-Off - Hearty Spacinnati-style chili soda.

beff - 3
meat slurry - 2
synthflesh - 4
chocolate - 1
sugar - 1
tomato juice - 3
holy water - 2 (garlic, i guess)
capsaicin - 5
salt - 1
acetic acid - 1
bread - 1
cheese - 2
refried beans - 3
Worcestershire Sauce - 1
cola - 20