Goonstation Monthly Contest: February 2021

[SimianC]

A collection of haiku compiled from everyone's favorite department

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Code:

# Dealing with Clonelieness
### *A Collection of Posthumous Haiku from Genetics*
*Staring at my screen*
*Diligently researching*
*Perfect changeling snack*

*Three geneticists*
*Only two consoles, two chairs*
*Life is so cruel*

*Corpse pile at cloner*
*Miasma fills Medbay hall*
*Someone handle that?*

*Life's work completed*
*Biomass becomes liquid*
*Where did my lung go?*

*Nuke has been planted*
*Operatives in Medbay*
*Help! Broken window!*

*Test subject needed*
*Lead monkey into scanner*
*Forgot the blindfold*

*A productive shift*
*Unstoppable superman*
*Mutadone vape clouds*

*Gamma ray exposed*
*Walls smashed and tables crumpled*
*Who needs all access?*

*The Clown volunteers*
*Chameleon potential*
*Please God have mercy*

*Shift abruptly ends*
*My tunnel vision subsides*
*Wait, there was a blob?*

*Shift on RP Server*
*Trusty Food Synthesizer*
*Never leave office*

*Rising flood waters*
*Air pressure dropping quickly*
*Glued to my console*