Make Escape Pods Safer

[OMJ]

the point is it's supposed to suck and be dingy and dangerous. no

This made sense when all they did was drive around in circles and explode, but if it's going to drive you to the shuttle only for you to fall too far behind it anyways, it just seems like the coders want to give people a massive middle finger.

I mean, it was a massive middle finger anyway but at least it wasn't behind a mile long tunnel with several signs insisting "Good things down this tunnel".  Just behind a curtain with a sign saying free cupcake.

As Ursula mentioned:

I think the point originally was to dunk on people who don't know they're not safe, given that they used to never work.

Ah, totally misconstrued this post- you’re right