give horrorform lings matter eater with a really small cooldown

[Studenterhue]

no problem, how about we just keep adding on and you just say when it gets funny enough for you

There's slightly less in Shambler mode though.

On a more serious note, give it a modified version where the item-noming can be interrupted by moving or being moved and has a bit of a delay where you can still try to shove the item away. Maybe longer to make it more fair and because the ling has to prepare its stomach for something that is definitely not living. So it'd be less worthwhile than just tossing it away from them or using it yourself, but when it does happen, it's kinda funny.