Goonhub
04-08-2019, 11:33 PM
dr acula sucks and morty is cool heres why
1) dr acula can be killed easily, morty will regenerate from almost any attack
2: dr acula and morty both take up space, but morty will kindly play dead and let you pass if you just yell at him, dr acula is mean and will continue to hog space in medbay
3. unlike the superior critter morty, dr acula does not have legs and is very football-shaped, which means he can easily be punted which is funny
#4 that last one wasnt really bad but morty cant be punted because he is cool and immortal
[5] how can you say no to this
1) dr acula can be killed easily, morty will regenerate from almost any attack
2: dr acula and morty both take up space, but morty will kindly play dead and let you pass if you just yell at him, dr acula is mean and will continue to hog space in medbay
3. unlike the superior critter morty, dr acula does not have legs and is very football-shaped, which means he can easily be punted which is funny
#4 that last one wasnt really bad but morty cant be punted because he is cool and immortal
[5] how can you say no to this