Goonhub
02-28-2019, 05:04 PM
(This post was last modified: 03-05-2019, 11:48 AM by Wisecrack34. Edited 2 times in total.)
Someone please move this to general suggestions, phone fingers have betrayed me so :C
Ahem, the YETI... such a sweet and innocent creature, filled with nothing but love and poor skiers. Naturally with many such cuddly creatures comes to mind, the most important one being "I WANT IT'S ASS"
Despite this not being a question and being rather rude, it is not incorrect (for he indeed does want "it's ass") and should, ass such, be taken very seriously. This is why I have come up with a suggestion for how the Yeti Ass should function.
First and foremost, this would require some editing of the yeti's code to include the ability to knock it over and to perform advanced surgery on it, allowing the Yeti's Ass to be removed along with it's other limbs (Which should also, by proxy, be attachable so yeti man can be made).
After this change is made then a Yeti Ass should be made and added to the roster of asses currently available to the crew. The Yeti Ass would allow the user, upon farting, to knock over any nearby player similar to a failed jump from genetics, making an audible ouch for every character knocked down by this. Farting in front of doors would make the door permanently jammed open, along with doing tox damage to anyone farted atop of. You may be asking if this is the empowered version of this but no, unlike the bear, performing surgery on a yeti takes a lot of strength, both physically and mentally. The powers granted via yeti ass should more than pay for the trouble caused by trying to surgically remove the ass of a still moving yeti (Did I mention that Yeti Asses should not be removable after they die? Yeah they shouldn't be removable after they die, because watching surgery be performed on a living yeti sounds much more fun). You may be wondering what would happen if you were to say, in theory, add the fart mutation.
Things would go bad
VERY BAD
The geneticist modified Yeti Ass should grant the player the ability to, ahem, FART OUT SKI POLES FROM THEIR ASS TO IMPALE THEIR VICTIMS!!!
And if you gain the empowered trait whilst the ass is attached, then watch out because the Yeti Ass should also gain the ability to EAT PLAYERS ALIVE!!!!!!!!
YEAH, I'VE SEEN THE WAY YA'LL TALK ABOUT STEALING FROM VORE STAtION, LET'S CRANK THIS "SHIT" UP A NOTCH AND LET THE ASS EAT YOU!!!!!!
SWEAR WORD
I am very tired and forgot my idea 3 times through, I shall now go eat everything in the fridge and hibernate till my legs stop hurting, good day to you all
Ahem, the YETI... such a sweet and innocent creature, filled with nothing but love and poor skiers. Naturally with many such cuddly creatures comes to mind, the most important one being "I WANT IT'S ASS"
Despite this not being a question and being rather rude, it is not incorrect (for he indeed does want "it's ass") and should, ass such, be taken very seriously. This is why I have come up with a suggestion for how the Yeti Ass should function.
First and foremost, this would require some editing of the yeti's code to include the ability to knock it over and to perform advanced surgery on it, allowing the Yeti's Ass to be removed along with it's other limbs (Which should also, by proxy, be attachable so yeti man can be made).
After this change is made then a Yeti Ass should be made and added to the roster of asses currently available to the crew. The Yeti Ass would allow the user, upon farting, to knock over any nearby player similar to a failed jump from genetics, making an audible ouch for every character knocked down by this. Farting in front of doors would make the door permanently jammed open, along with doing tox damage to anyone farted atop of. You may be asking if this is the empowered version of this but no, unlike the bear, performing surgery on a yeti takes a lot of strength, both physically and mentally. The powers granted via yeti ass should more than pay for the trouble caused by trying to surgically remove the ass of a still moving yeti (Did I mention that Yeti Asses should not be removable after they die? Yeah they shouldn't be removable after they die, because watching surgery be performed on a living yeti sounds much more fun). You may be wondering what would happen if you were to say, in theory, add the fart mutation.
Things would go bad
VERY BAD
The geneticist modified Yeti Ass should grant the player the ability to, ahem, FART OUT SKI POLES FROM THEIR ASS TO IMPALE THEIR VICTIMS!!!
And if you gain the empowered trait whilst the ass is attached, then watch out because the Yeti Ass should also gain the ability to EAT PLAYERS ALIVE!!!!!!!!
YEAH, I'VE SEEN THE WAY YA'LL TALK ABOUT STEALING FROM VORE STAtION, LET'S CRANK THIS "SHIT" UP A NOTCH AND LET THE ASS EAT YOU!!!!!!
SWEAR WORD
I am very tired and forgot my idea 3 times through, I shall now go eat everything in the fridge and hibernate till my legs stop hurting, good day to you all