Goonhub
Being hit with the "Clowns Revenge" spell inflicts you with two ailments: Cluwning around and dyspraxia. Cluwning around forces you to speak only in haunting honks, keeps the whole ugly greasy outfit on you and gives you some of the more intense cluwne negative effects such as forgetting to breathe, and dyspraxia is kind of like a worse version of what the clown has. You can cure dyspraxia by being hit with a Bible a few times by a chaplain. You can be cured of Cluwning around with just spaceacillin, a very easy to get medical chem.
Cluwnes are supposed to be brutally murdered for being cluwnes, but nobody does this because it is easier to cure them than it is to kill them. The spell itself is rather rare to see and this is a large part of it. Getting cluwned is a source of minor annoyance rather than an actual long-lasting handicap, it has a much longer cooldown than any of the "this just kills you at point blank" spells like prismatic spray and now has a startup delay making it harder than ever to cluwne a person.
My proposal to fix this is to make cluwne incurable totally. The only fix should be merciful killing of the cluwne! Give the spell back its teeth, make getting cluwned as hard to fix as polymorph.
Cluwnes are supposed to be brutally murdered for being cluwnes, but nobody does this because it is easier to cure them than it is to kill them. The spell itself is rather rare to see and this is a large part of it. Getting cluwned is a source of minor annoyance rather than an actual long-lasting handicap, it has a much longer cooldown than any of the "this just kills you at point blank" spells like prismatic spray and now has a startup delay making it harder than ever to cluwne a person.
My proposal to fix this is to make cluwne incurable totally. The only fix should be merciful killing of the cluwne! Give the spell back its teeth, make getting cluwned as hard to fix as polymorph.