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Top rated tickets for December 2018

Dzheyms Vitze ticketed for Farting so much that it can be classified as a bioweapon. by Joseph Taggart
Mercy O'Fogg ticketed for Doing meth in front of the captain and not sharing by Captain Sugar Beeman
Jeffery Jefferson ticketed for having your heart turn into a bee that you cannot look after becase your heart turned into a bee, killing you by Honey Nutt
Tod Sodly ticketed for not cleaning the station fast enough and leaving paper airplanes to rot in the morgue by Listel Sheerfield
Raphael Ally ticketed for not believing in sharkbay before witnessing it by Listel Sheerfield
Kaden Mens ticketed for being covered in monkey blood and smelling of murder by Listel Sheerfield
Bruce Feufer ticketed for being a cluwne by Listel Sheerfield
who tf this captain thinks he IS ticketed for locking himself on the bridge and doing GOD knows what by Sugar Beeman
Xelkath Zerikile ticketed for attempting to murder me in my office with an explosive minisub by Listel Sheerfield
Jeffery Jefferson ticketed for talking about pissing into a bottle on the public radio, literally the moment i arrived on the station by Honey Nutt
Bruce Feufer ticketed for cluwning around like a nerd by Listel Sheerfield
Bruce Feufer [145.9] says, "i'm willing to pay top dollar for the assassination of all monkeys on board" ticketed for criminal by Sugar Beeman
Hatred Rage ticketed for Blowing himself up, leaving the job of cleaning the mess to some poor sap like me, Fab Houlous by Fab Houlous
Satan Alliman ticketed for Getting shot by a CLOWN by Sugar Beeman
The Wizard ticketed for not appreciating gold stars by Selphine Rughzenhaide
Bartender ticketed for Serving ketchup and compost. What is this a budget farm brewery? by Blackhole Moon
X-Drone ticketed for not filling out proper job application paperwork, destroying everything by Honey Nutt
Tooty ticketed for continuing to wrestle me for reasons that are still not adequately explained by Honey Nutt
Grandma Yorkshire ticketed for For illegally marrying the Captain against his will. by Boris Bubbleton
Santa ticketed for Not leaving any presents under the Spacemas Tree by Nora Tarm
unlawful posession of an energy gun ticketed for FUCK by Roman Lawhon
Listel Sheerfield ticketed for This is a ticket redeemable for one free clown. by Sugar Beeman
Camilla Graves ticketed for Shooting herself with her railgun arms by Camilla Graves

Top rated fines for December 2018

Ludwig L Ludwig, Esq. fined for Injecting the Hippity HoPpity with phliggity Phloggity by Sugar Beeman
Shawn Callaghan fined for Cleaning up all the puke in the bar. by Listel Sheerfield
Grandma Yorkshire fined for Captain tax by Sugar Beeman
Jeannie Sideiron fined for Making a reverse monkey crusher without a licence. by Listel Sheerfield
Medivh Camreon fined for Serving Highly Combustible drinks by William Mcsplosion
Fab Houlous fined for We should indeed lynch the janitor, and the funds will help pay for a new one by Blackhole Moon
Anderson Cressman fined for Deploying an X-Drone right on top of my desk. In my office. Rude. by Listel Sheerfield