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08-02-2018, 01:10 AM
(This post was last modified: 08-02-2018, 01:11 AM by locusts. Edited 1 time in total.)
July had a lot of tickets and a lot more upvotes than June. For those that are interested, the tickets/fines are sorted so that the ones closer to the top generally got more votes when I was putting this together.
Top Rated Tickets for July 2018
revolutionaries ticketed for stop running into sec like enthusiastic dogs seeing the ocean for the first time by Honey Nutt
unknown ghost and any ghost accomplices ticketed for suspicion of conspiracy to commit mouseslaughter by Regular Human
Game Show Host ticketed for teleporting an officer of the law by Honey Nutt
Dr. Floorpills ticketed for making and serving eggrolls literally with the 5 second rule by Rusty Bottom
Dean David ticketed for Selling objects of non-black color in a black market. by Adrian Clarke
The whole crew ticketed for Not respecting the space war veterans by Alec Meyers
The a grody clown ticketed for The color of your clothing hurts my eyes. by Kohok Vonel
Tony Panini ticketed for Using Bro unironically by Beth Stockholm
Moosie Minimoose ticketed for Irresponsibly being hit by a segway. by Gregory Manslapper
Ticket Master ticketed for Not having a cancel button by Beth Stockholm
The bar ticketed for What is even going on here by Blackhole Moon
Dean David ticketed for getting my hopes up about land mines by Charles Ludwig
Walter Raub ticketed for Continuing to wear emergency equipment without an emergency present. by Martin Kiefer
Emma Yorkshire ticketed for Containing a mouse in a inhumanely small cage by Thomas Pratt
The Entire Crew ticketed for Awful. Just awful. Most of the station is depressurized and the cryo room has a giant hole infront of it. This is worse than the time you killed Jason and countless screaming Argonauts. Well done. by Digornio Pizzarelli
Dibb Bade the Diplomat ticketed for Being a terrible diplomat; suplexing everybody. We can't arrest him, he has diplomatic immunity! Fuck! by Digornio Pizzarelli
Skelebom ticketed for Stealing an escape pod, then stealing my heart and then exploding all over the cloner, and subsequently making a huge mess! Love you Clyde xoxo by Sugar Beeman
Jack Jackson ticketed for not singlehandedly killing the blob by Listel Sheerfield
Damien Huey ticketed for riding a cat without a licence by Listel Sheerfield
The chaplin ticketed for Creating infinite chainsaws, why. by Blackhole Moon
cluwne ticketed for being too many by Shaun King
Top Rated Fines for July 2018
Zark Jr. fined for the extermination of our redeemer the Mythical Cockroach, no worse sin can a man commit by Rusty Bottom
Walter Raub fined for taking out all of the lights, so he can show off how he can go invisible in the dark by Charlie Collins
Steven Bee fined for DANCING WITH A BEE. ERGO, HAVING FUN by Noah Buttes
Throrvardr Finvardrardson fined for using the clown to break into the braindead HoP's office so you could beat the shit out of him by Ol Fisher
Crime Clown fined for HAVING TOO MUCH FUN. ALSO EXISTING. by Noah Buttes
Top Rated Tickets for July 2018
revolutionaries ticketed for stop running into sec like enthusiastic dogs seeing the ocean for the first time by Honey Nutt
unknown ghost and any ghost accomplices ticketed for suspicion of conspiracy to commit mouseslaughter by Regular Human
Game Show Host ticketed for teleporting an officer of the law by Honey Nutt
Dr. Floorpills ticketed for making and serving eggrolls literally with the 5 second rule by Rusty Bottom
Dean David ticketed for Selling objects of non-black color in a black market. by Adrian Clarke
The whole crew ticketed for Not respecting the space war veterans by Alec Meyers
The a grody clown ticketed for The color of your clothing hurts my eyes. by Kohok Vonel
Tony Panini ticketed for Using Bro unironically by Beth Stockholm
Moosie Minimoose ticketed for Irresponsibly being hit by a segway. by Gregory Manslapper
Ticket Master ticketed for Not having a cancel button by Beth Stockholm
The bar ticketed for What is even going on here by Blackhole Moon
Dean David ticketed for getting my hopes up about land mines by Charles Ludwig
Walter Raub ticketed for Continuing to wear emergency equipment without an emergency present. by Martin Kiefer
Emma Yorkshire ticketed for Containing a mouse in a inhumanely small cage by Thomas Pratt
The Entire Crew ticketed for Awful. Just awful. Most of the station is depressurized and the cryo room has a giant hole infront of it. This is worse than the time you killed Jason and countless screaming Argonauts. Well done. by Digornio Pizzarelli
Dibb Bade the Diplomat ticketed for Being a terrible diplomat; suplexing everybody. We can't arrest him, he has diplomatic immunity! Fuck! by Digornio Pizzarelli
Skelebom ticketed for Stealing an escape pod, then stealing my heart and then exploding all over the cloner, and subsequently making a huge mess! Love you Clyde xoxo by Sugar Beeman
Jack Jackson ticketed for not singlehandedly killing the blob by Listel Sheerfield
Damien Huey ticketed for riding a cat without a licence by Listel Sheerfield
The chaplin ticketed for Creating infinite chainsaws, why. by Blackhole Moon
cluwne ticketed for being too many by Shaun King
Top Rated Fines for July 2018
Zark Jr. fined for the extermination of our redeemer the Mythical Cockroach, no worse sin can a man commit by Rusty Bottom
Walter Raub fined for taking out all of the lights, so he can show off how he can go invisible in the dark by Charlie Collins
Steven Bee fined for DANCING WITH A BEE. ERGO, HAVING FUN by Noah Buttes
Throrvardr Finvardrardson fined for using the clown to break into the braindead HoP's office so you could beat the shit out of him by Ol Fisher
Crime Clown fined for HAVING TOO MUCH FUN. ALSO EXISTING. by Noah Buttes