Goonhub
05-07-2018, 04:59 PM
(This post was last modified: 05-07-2018, 05:00 PM by Tarhalindur. Edited 1 time in total.)
Pubbie #1: Hey, someone's in crit. Let's throw them in cryo to heal them.
Pubbie #2: Nah. It's useless, a patch literally works better and faster.
Tar: NOT SO FAST. Because I have an idea to make cryo great again. Pun intended.
Pubbie #1: How so, Mr. Guy Who Always Comes Up With Idiotic Ideas?
Tar: While in crit, most methods of healing are far less effective due to rapid system failure. Including patches.
Pubbie #2: How less effective?
Tar: Effective enough to delay death, but not much else.
Pubbie #1: And cryo isn't one of them?
Tar: You guessed right!
Pubbie #2: Wait. Why are you pestering us about something that isn't even in the game, and why are you writing this in the form of a script?
Tar: Because WHY NOT.
Pubbie #1: Great. While you were advocating your shit suggestion, the guy died.
Pubbie #2: Eh, we'll just clone--
BOOM
Tar: Goddamn Macrobombs.
Tarhalindur has seized up and fallen limp, his eyes dead and lifeless...
Tl;dr: Make cryo actually useful by nerfing patches when in crit
Pubbie #2: Nah. It's useless, a patch literally works better and faster.
Tar: NOT SO FAST. Because I have an idea to make cryo great again. Pun intended.
Pubbie #1: How so, Mr. Guy Who Always Comes Up With Idiotic Ideas?
Tar: While in crit, most methods of healing are far less effective due to rapid system failure. Including patches.
Pubbie #2: How less effective?
Tar: Effective enough to delay death, but not much else.
Pubbie #1: And cryo isn't one of them?
Tar: You guessed right!
Pubbie #2: Wait. Why are you pestering us about something that isn't even in the game, and why are you writing this in the form of a script?
Tar: Because WHY NOT.
Pubbie #1: Great. While you were advocating your shit suggestion, the guy died.
Pubbie #2: Eh, we'll just clone--
BOOM
Tar: Goddamn Macrobombs.
Tarhalindur has seized up and fallen limp, his eyes dead and lifeless...
Tl;dr: Make cryo actually useful by nerfing patches when in crit