Insecurity Officers

[Sundance]

It'd take longer to get the perp ready for jail than they'd spend in jail.

Which kinda highlights one of the inherent flaws in videogame prison; in a game that lasts around an hour, any length of time spent in timeout will be awkward at best, boring at worst, and overall doesn't really accomplish what it sets out to do.

I'd say we replace typical brigging with something more creative as punishment. Something punishing, but engaging, that you'd want to avoid, but won't hate the game and the player for happening to you.

Fuck it, sec mindslaves. Forces the perp to do community service for a few minutes. Or a non-human stamp that makes the perp not count as human and free for the crew to kick around. Or mopcuffs, where the perp's hands are welded to a mop and bucket and can only use those items while under the influence of The Spaceman. I dunno, something other than sitting in a corner pretending to think about what I did.

Errrr.. No. Accomplish?
You misinterpret the purpose of the brig entirely. When I arrest a player, fuck it lets say he's an actual traitor, I don't put him in the brig with the hope to rehab him. Any officer knows full well that when this guy is out, hes either going to intact his revenge, try and get his traitor stuff back or do a plan B.
Its a grace period for the CREW not the traitor. Its meant to give the crew some breather room, while giving a traitor a second chance. The fact it's only 5 minutes and easy as fuck to break out is actually an issue in itself.

There needs to be more punishments. Shock collars, stockades, other public humiliation stuff, etc.

Mindslave implants are very suspect to be abused, by both parties