Insecurity Officers

[Superlagg]

Another idea regarding the law book and timers:

Have the infractions be listed as minor, major, and severe, and give then give those categories a suggested brig time
Minor=10 seconds
Major=30 Seconds
Severe= 1 minute

Then add a thing on the timer where you list how many of each of those they broke, and it generates a time for you.

Again, all a suggestion that the officer doesn't have to follow exactly, but they can if they don't feel like having to make a judgement call

It'd take longer to get the perp ready for jail than they'd spend in jail.

Which kinda highlights one of the inherent flaws in videogame prison; in a game that lasts around an hour, any length of time spent in timeout will be awkward at best, boring at worst, and overall doesn't really accomplish what it sets out to do.

I'd say we replace typical brigging with something more creative as punishment. Something punishing, but engaging, that you'd want to avoid, but won't hate the game and the player for happening to you.

Fuck it, sec mindslaves. Forces the perp to do community service for a few minutes. Or a non-human stamp that makes the perp not count as human and free for the crew to kick around. Or mopcuffs, where the perp's hands are welded to a mop and bucket and can only use those items while under the influence of The Spaceman. I dunno, something other than sitting in a corner pretending to think about what I did.