Goonhub
05-17-2017, 07:45 AM
Here's my contribution (LLJK1 for life):
This was fairly recent, in the past few days. Round start. I spawn as a traitor scientist. A boxer spawns and immediately starts randomly punching people. He gets me down to yellow before I manage to get some distance. He's pummeling the captain. I very quickly order a mindslave implant and implant the boxer, who was just knocked down, then I drag him away into the chem lab.
I instruct him to keep punching people, but to not just be a random dick about it and at least say something first. I also tell him to punch their limbs off (I had the arms dealer objective). He sets off for the captain again. I make some styptic patches just in case I need them. I find the Captain nearly killing the boxer. I heal up the boxer, using all of my patches, while pleading with the Captain to stop killing a crew member. Boxer recovers, starts wailing on the Captain. I exclaim I am out of patches and can't help the Captain. I quickly order a microbomb and implant the Captain and run away as fast as I can. He dies immediately, blowing up the hull near cryo. I somehow managed to get away untouched.
I collect the Captain's limbs which have been scattered everywhere and drag the boxer to medbay. I can't really help him and he's about to die so I just send him to the morgue. A new scientist wakes up from cryo and is freaking out about what happened. I say we had some damage but we can fix it and tell them to go play with chems.
I was thinking floorbot to keep the round going as this was only 30 minutes in or so, so I go to try to break into maintenance to get the one by the ghost drone manufacturer. I get shocked trying to hack the door, like 50 goddamn times. Straight into crit. Dying shortly thereafter. Only the new scientist is left so we're all watching him. He grabs a monkey and looks at it the wrong way, causing it to beat his ass down HARD. Then when the monkey finally calls off his attack, the scientist starts fumbling with some chems, presumably trying to heal himself, only to consume something that kills him almost instantly. Shuttle is called, no one escapes alive.
Truly a shameful performance. Plus fuck that boxer, damn that was pissing me off.
This was fairly recent, in the past few days. Round start. I spawn as a traitor scientist. A boxer spawns and immediately starts randomly punching people. He gets me down to yellow before I manage to get some distance. He's pummeling the captain. I very quickly order a mindslave implant and implant the boxer, who was just knocked down, then I drag him away into the chem lab.
I instruct him to keep punching people, but to not just be a random dick about it and at least say something first. I also tell him to punch their limbs off (I had the arms dealer objective). He sets off for the captain again. I make some styptic patches just in case I need them. I find the Captain nearly killing the boxer. I heal up the boxer, using all of my patches, while pleading with the Captain to stop killing a crew member. Boxer recovers, starts wailing on the Captain. I exclaim I am out of patches and can't help the Captain. I quickly order a microbomb and implant the Captain and run away as fast as I can. He dies immediately, blowing up the hull near cryo. I somehow managed to get away untouched.
I collect the Captain's limbs which have been scattered everywhere and drag the boxer to medbay. I can't really help him and he's about to die so I just send him to the morgue. A new scientist wakes up from cryo and is freaking out about what happened. I say we had some damage but we can fix it and tell them to go play with chems.
I was thinking floorbot to keep the round going as this was only 30 minutes in or so, so I go to try to break into maintenance to get the one by the ghost drone manufacturer. I get shocked trying to hack the door, like 50 goddamn times. Straight into crit. Dying shortly thereafter. Only the new scientist is left so we're all watching him. He grabs a monkey and looks at it the wrong way, causing it to beat his ass down HARD. Then when the monkey finally calls off his attack, the scientist starts fumbling with some chems, presumably trying to heal himself, only to consume something that kills him almost instantly. Shuttle is called, no one escapes alive.
Truly a shameful performance. Plus fuck that boxer, damn that was pissing me off.