Hypothetically speaking, what would happen if farts were removed?

[atamusvaleo]

Makes joke.

Does not get joke.

Hahaha. I had a good laugh when I scrolled down and the first response was another essay.

PS: Can we get past this nonsense in general and stop saying majority of people wanted something? Opinions varied and were across the board. People only have two hands and limited time. Let's all enjoy farting on each other before our butts get blasted off.