Goonhub
05-11-2017, 02:47 AM
Clowncars, heh? You see a guy in a clowncar and he's doin' really good. You see the attention he grabs; the horror he generates.
You roll traitor, and decide you want to get in on that - pop goes the clowncar. You don yer' clown regalia and set off, directly into a wall.
Fuck. Ah well, first time mistake - won't happen again! You get into into the car and BOINK!
You hit the same wall.
After much cursing you drag your clowncar outward and set forth - this time for real!
You see a downed staff assistant in the distance! You go for it! You try to grab the assistant on the go, like the pro!
You fail. 2 times, 4 times, 6 times, 8 - wait! The assistant was dead. You have failed to capture a dead person on the go. Oh no...
Relax, you think. You decide to get out of the clowncar, to drag the victims in!
You do just that. A big target! The man in green! You chase him down, and run him over! You pop on out and drag him in! Success! You've -- juuuust been tased by a... BLUE CLOWN!? Comrade why!?
Blue Clown responds by jackin' yo shit and riding off into the sunset, leaving you stunned beside the dear Captain who isn't so keen on your clownery.
You weep as you're dragged off into a cell - stripped of your regalia, your pride, your soul.
You hear the laughter and joy of the Blue Devil. She taunts you with merriment and the joy of her peers, and all you can do is hang your head, in tears.
You swallow your breath and wipe the tears from your eyes, at least you can choose how this clown dies.
Why the hell did I write this shit? Tired Vita is a weird(er) Vita.
You roll traitor, and decide you want to get in on that - pop goes the clowncar. You don yer' clown regalia and set off, directly into a wall.
Fuck. Ah well, first time mistake - won't happen again! You get into into the car and BOINK!
You hit the same wall.
After much cursing you drag your clowncar outward and set forth - this time for real!
You see a downed staff assistant in the distance! You go for it! You try to grab the assistant on the go, like the pro!
You fail. 2 times, 4 times, 6 times, 8 - wait! The assistant was dead. You have failed to capture a dead person on the go. Oh no...
Relax, you think. You decide to get out of the clowncar, to drag the victims in!
You do just that. A big target! The man in green! You chase him down, and run him over! You pop on out and drag him in! Success! You've -- juuuust been tased by a... BLUE CLOWN!? Comrade why!?
Blue Clown responds by jackin' yo shit and riding off into the sunset, leaving you stunned beside the dear Captain who isn't so keen on your clownery.
You weep as you're dragged off into a cell - stripped of your regalia, your pride, your soul.
You hear the laughter and joy of the Blue Devil. She taunts you with merriment and the joy of her peers, and all you can do is hang your head, in tears.
You swallow your breath and wipe the tears from your eyes, at least you can choose how this clown dies.
Why the hell did I write this shit? Tired Vita is a weird(er) Vita.