Goonhub
05-10-2017, 09:28 PM
The worst traitor rounds are the ones where you had a plan that you thought was pretty good that completely falls apart.
I got traitor clown and decided I'd put a powersink, put a mousetrap bomb next to the door so if someone ran in to fix it they'd get blown up, and then roam around the powerless station in a clown car picking up people to eventually drive into the crusher or something. I also got an OC bible because I figured if everyone got spilled out at least one would take the opportunity to fart on me.
Put the powersink and the bomb down in the clown's room and welded the room for good measure then went off in the clown car. It turns out I'm not very good at not hitting walls and I was pretty quickly arrested and thrown in the brig. Then someone announced they'd found my trap and the sink. The captain, who declared he hated clown cars, said I could just rot in jail forever.
As I hadn't actually killed anyone this seemed kinda bullshit, but the point wound up being moot a couple seconds later when the staff assistant who moments earlier had disarmed the trap and sink was thrown in the brig and blew me up with my own pipe bomb, ending my round for good and ensuring I couldn't make a flamethrower or try any traitor tricks without syndie gear.
Then someone else took the clown car and presumably had a much better round with it.
Zero kills, didn't really make much of an effect on the round at all, dead within fifteen minutes.
Probably not gonna use the clown car again next time.
I got traitor clown and decided I'd put a powersink, put a mousetrap bomb next to the door so if someone ran in to fix it they'd get blown up, and then roam around the powerless station in a clown car picking up people to eventually drive into the crusher or something. I also got an OC bible because I figured if everyone got spilled out at least one would take the opportunity to fart on me.
Put the powersink and the bomb down in the clown's room and welded the room for good measure then went off in the clown car. It turns out I'm not very good at not hitting walls and I was pretty quickly arrested and thrown in the brig. Then someone announced they'd found my trap and the sink. The captain, who declared he hated clown cars, said I could just rot in jail forever.
As I hadn't actually killed anyone this seemed kinda bullshit, but the point wound up being moot a couple seconds later when the staff assistant who moments earlier had disarmed the trap and sink was thrown in the brig and blew me up with my own pipe bomb, ending my round for good and ensuring I couldn't make a flamethrower or try any traitor tricks without syndie gear.
Then someone else took the clown car and presumably had a much better round with it.
Zero kills, didn't really make much of an effect on the round at all, dead within fifteen minutes.
Probably not gonna use the clown car again next time.