Hypothetically speaking, what would happen if farts were removed?

[Vitatroll]

Like, I've heard that argument before - but it usually goes like this:

"They have childish shit like farting, and so what if I call people faggots or use the name Hitler McIhatejews!?"

Followed by a dozen people agreeing. These are usually the same people who say our admins are horrible and will ban you for anything or blow you up because of a grudge. Go figure. Go echo chambers.