Best moments ever thread 2.0

[medsal15]

I just had a round where I got artguns in the crate from vurdalak, and I activated three of the four, the other one was broken and immune to temperature changes. One of the activated ones did 6 brute damage, and I think some stamina. LAME. Another did 70 toxin damage, fucking sweet. Well, it did 35 but fired twice each click. The other one did 100 brute damage, KICK-ASS. Then there was some griefing sec, so I arrested them, but later they tried to murder a dude after I let them go, I hit them twice with the 100 brute gun, they died pretty damn quick. Dude also then went braindead cause I tried to borg them, nothing.

At centcom I also duel-wielding my two good ones, having 'sold' my shitty one mostly as a prank, and I'm pretty sure if we had like 30 extra seconds I would have killed all of the like, 4 people at centcom

I'll never forget the day I found an insta-gib melee artifact. I tested it on me. After repsawning as a ghost drone, I brought it on the station. Dont forget kids: DO NOT TEST ARTIFACTS ON YOU