Minor Captain's space suit now slows you down

[Vitatroll]

Captain's suit should be the best on the station. Lettuce mein speaketh thyne wayeths ye yonder:

- It makes the captain and their office more of a target.
- There's only one. Needs a counterbuff.
- It makes the captain and their office more of a target.
- It looks dumb. Needs a counterbuff.
- It makes the captain and their office more of a target.
- It is highly identifiable. Needs a counterbuff.
- It makes the captain and their office more of a target.
- Did I mention it makes the captain and their office more of a target.
- Because it makes the captain and their office more of a target.

Okay so most of that was filler. The only important thing to grasp is that it makes the captain and their office more of a target. The captain needs to have the very best so we can know that they deserve the very worst.

Okay so all of the above was basically a joke. I never play captain so I honestly couldn't care less. Still, since there's only one, and it's in the captain's office, I suppose you could say it makes the captain and their office more of a target.

I really shouldn't post while I'm drinking.

I also really shouldn't get drink at 11am. Oh well, daytime is basically my nighttime anyways.