Best moments ever thread 2.0

[NateTheSquid]

A lot of shit was going on in this round, but basically there were lings about, I managed to get double shambler arms, and then heard there was another ling that had just ate a geneticist and gained all his genes. I ran to go get him with my arms, ran over, punched him twice, and he used the matter manipulation gene, to teleport away. It messed up, and they instantly turned into a statue. While I was laughing my head off and telling the crew, a headspider appeared on top of the statue without any warning, and ran at me. I got away and managed to convince one of the like 5 borgs to kill it, they weren't very good. RIP ling