Goonhub
04-22-2017, 03:18 PM
One dreary mittens morning on the station, little old staff assistant me wandered into medbay looking for mischief. What luck, the MULEbot was rolling in from robotics with a crate on it's back! Perfect opportunity to get my botpoke on! The crate fell off the back as another assistant sauntered on in.
I tried to open the crate, but he was too fast and closed it at the same time. A wise guy, huh? Two can play at that! We slapped the crate open and closed as fast as we could, the lid threatening to fly right off. Then, the assistant lost interest and wandered off, leaving me to continue taking this dumb activity too far.
Grifflez wandered by, and just as he did, I caught my foot in the hinge. Ow! I kicked the crate out of the way, but my hands were still in slappy-lid mode, so I picked up the contents and then slammed it into the shipping manifest.
Took me a moment to realize that everything within several metres had ceased to exist. Turns out I'd whacked a bundle of erebite into a sheet of paper, blowing it and all the rest of the erebite sky high, taking medbay and much of robotics with it. Well crap.
Grifflez thought it was funny up until he found out I wasn't an antagonist, at which point he found it hilarious. And that I should tell the admins that I did something stupid. Which I did and it was cool. Then I patched the hole as a drone and waited for the round to end.
At least I got to gib grifflez.
I tried to open the crate, but he was too fast and closed it at the same time. A wise guy, huh? Two can play at that! We slapped the crate open and closed as fast as we could, the lid threatening to fly right off. Then, the assistant lost interest and wandered off, leaving me to continue taking this dumb activity too far.
Grifflez wandered by, and just as he did, I caught my foot in the hinge. Ow! I kicked the crate out of the way, but my hands were still in slappy-lid mode, so I picked up the contents and then slammed it into the shipping manifest.
Took me a moment to realize that everything within several metres had ceased to exist. Turns out I'd whacked a bundle of erebite into a sheet of paper, blowing it and all the rest of the erebite sky high, taking medbay and much of robotics with it. Well crap.
Grifflez thought it was funny up until he found out I wasn't an antagonist, at which point he found it hilarious. And that I should tell the admins that I did something stupid. Which I did and it was cool. Then I patched the hole as a drone and waited for the round to end.
At least I got to gib grifflez.