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I become the momentary ruler of the birds. My flock was numerous, our beaks sharp, and our feathers shiny

The chapel became a forest and the the wise owls whispered prophecy to me. The bugs were both numerous and juicy. It was our peoples golden age

Some of the humans however objected to our domain and tried to burn us with flame throwers.

When threatened by a human with a gun I told him that should he strike me down a thousand birds would take my place. Suddenly hundreds of birds came into being and filled our forest devouring the upsurpers

In a demand for reprisals of their transgressions I demanded the humans offer up their eyes so that we may feast upon them. Our most loyal human Noah Buttes brought to us a feast of many organs which pleased us.

As we and our most trusted humans rode off in the shuttle another miracle occured and all of space became filldd with birds as the battledrones culled non believers

So sayeth the bird gods; offer to me your eyes for only then may you see our truth
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