04-12-2017, 01:07 AM
(04-11-2017, 03:04 PM)Technature Wrote: Medical director. I always find joy in managing the doctors that I don't find doing anything else. Especially cause I find it slightly irritating that heads of staff rarely use their position for little more than increased access.Medical Directors are often the only non-shit head on station, but when they are shit -- ho-boy are they shit.
Be the positive influence
Since it's fun, lemme rank the heads in terms to shitometry:
1) HoP - Shittiest shitters to ever have shitted on shit.
2) Captain - It's their job and they're damned good at it, the shits.
3) RD - They have a doctorate in shitology.
4) CE - Not actively shit; they're too busy hellburning shit or making shit lag with shitty machines.
5) HoS - The job requires exactly this much shitlery. No more. No less.
0) or 6) MDir - The one or two non-shit MDirs counteract the masses of shitters who clamor for that shitty medication and shittier rifle. When they're good, they can cure a station. When they're bad, they outclass the HoP in shit.