Goonhub
04-10-2017, 11:06 PM
Cyborg: I can shit out 20 burgers in the time it takes you to *fart.
Assistant: Nothing is expected of me, and so I can goof off the entire shift by performing bizarre experiments with reality itself.
Scientist: A job in which making horrible poisons and WMDs is something you get paid for.
Mechanic: Fill the arrivals shuttle with toilets, because you can.
Assistant: Nothing is expected of me, and so I can goof off the entire shift by performing bizarre experiments with reality itself.
Scientist: A job in which making horrible poisons and WMDs is something you get paid for.
Mechanic: Fill the arrivals shuttle with toilets, because you can.