Goonhub
04-10-2017, 10:55 PM
(This post was last modified: 04-11-2017, 05:43 PM by sartorius. Edited 2 times in total.)
I want to cook a rat meat stew in the flaming barrels and make a fort from all the bedsheets I see lying around.
Don't tell me you've never had this impulse.
Imagine if you will, that half the station's been blown to hell with a canbomb, and you have to wait for someone to find you because everyplace else is depressurized. What's a spaceman to do except make a camp in an unexploded section of the ship and sing campfire songs? Make a stewpot and throw whatever vaguely edible substances you have, huddle around a heat source, and reminisce about the times that the station wasn't exploded.
I propose the following items:
Wood Campfires - For sheer silliness.
Emergency Space Rations - When you want to eat something even less edible than Discount Dans.
Plasma Camping Stoves - For when you really need to eat something to get your health back.
Don't tell me you've never had this impulse.
Imagine if you will, that half the station's been blown to hell with a canbomb, and you have to wait for someone to find you because everyplace else is depressurized. What's a spaceman to do except make a camp in an unexploded section of the ship and sing campfire songs? Make a stewpot and throw whatever vaguely edible substances you have, huddle around a heat source, and reminisce about the times that the station wasn't exploded.
I propose the following items:
Wood Campfires - For sheer silliness.
Emergency Space Rations - When you want to eat something even less edible than Discount Dans.
Plasma Camping Stoves - For when you really need to eat something to get your health back.