Best moments ever thread 2.0

[Dr Zoidcrab]

So I decided one round to eat an entire tub of mebay lollipops on a whim, vampire comes and drinks all my blood, lollipops keep me alive unconscious at full health for a good minute until I die of brain damage from chemical smoke a bunch of guardbuddies were going around with. Ghost over to the vampire to find him in crit and succumb from the same smoke moments later.

The god damn captain would not die as I proceed to pump 2 boxes of buckshot into her face

It was probably synthflesh. Use that against nuke ops quite often, soaks up all their ammo.