Goonhub
04-03-2017, 11:11 PM
Well I just had an interesting syndie round. So our team spawns in, 3 people cause it's about medium station population. There was me, Operative #1 and the Commander. Operative number 1 didn't talk much and just went along. The commander was sort of green to being a syndie but that was fine he mostly knew what he was doing. Our target was the refinery so we suit up, make a plan that we'll pounce through QM and arm. Well we all hopped into the pod, only our pod wasn't letting me move so I thought i'd hop out for a sec to fix it. Only I already opened a portal so when I got out I went through the pod wormhole, mutating me and making me fucking obese. Luckily I was near an airlock and got in. I spent 5 minutes faffing about trying to hide my shit so I don't get murdered. Discount Dan walks in and sees my fat ass holding an rpg and a backpack. I pull out my revolver and pump him full of lead, then shot my rpg at him, killing him but not before he could scream syndies over the radio. At this point everything had gone to shit and me and the general needed to form a plan and operative 1 had gone silent, we hadn't heard from him in a while. So we formulate our plan, I will break into genetics and I will get some mutadone to cure my fat ass. I proceed down the halls rpg in hand and some how do not get noticed, I slip into genetics and nab some mutadone, on the way back to my pod I make sure to grab a spce suit and I hop back in the pod but not before getting in a chase with Dan who just came out of cloning and revealed the the station "there's a fat one". I shoot the shit out of Dan in space combat and he dies.
Now my syndie bud find out that our other friend died outside of QM some how. We regroup at the listening post and formulate our final attack plan. We would break in through QM and rush into the refinery. We proceed without and obstacles and weld-mag all the doors. We quickly arm the bomb and wait for the crew. Our welding had no effect as Escha Thermic with her nerdery thermited the walls in like 5 seconds. The crew began rushing in and I fired an rpg, gibbing Escha and accidentally damaging my team mate. The captain runs in and I pump her full of buckshot, having basically no effect for some reason which was highly confusing to me.
A borg and about 3 more crewmen rush in and I fire blindly at them as I lost my rpg, accidently hitting my teammate again, the captain and an assistant. The god damn captain would not die as I proceed to pump 2 boxes of buckshot into her face but she keeps going and even gets the disk into the nuke, extending the time by 180 seconds. I blow apart a borg with my buckshot in the mean time. My team mate sadly draws his final breath and explodes next to the captain as she finally dies. My final enemy was the RD who stole a .22 pistol and was shooting me to shit, I get put in crit but luckily reach a nano-med and don't die, shooting him on the way there. No more enemies came and the station gloriously exploded.
That was probably the most fucking crazy syndie rounds i've ever had, from being an obese operative with an rpg and eventually coordinating enough to arm the nuke. Also our poor team mate died because I locked the pod and he could not get back in, since I was going to tell him the code but got carried away with being a blob of meat in a firefight.
I would characterize us (the syndies) as the three stooges if they were space terrorists.
Now my syndie bud find out that our other friend died outside of QM some how. We regroup at the listening post and formulate our final attack plan. We would break in through QM and rush into the refinery. We proceed without and obstacles and weld-mag all the doors. We quickly arm the bomb and wait for the crew. Our welding had no effect as Escha Thermic with her nerdery thermited the walls in like 5 seconds. The crew began rushing in and I fired an rpg, gibbing Escha and accidentally damaging my team mate. The captain runs in and I pump her full of buckshot, having basically no effect for some reason which was highly confusing to me.
A borg and about 3 more crewmen rush in and I fire blindly at them as I lost my rpg, accidently hitting my teammate again, the captain and an assistant. The god damn captain would not die as I proceed to pump 2 boxes of buckshot into her face but she keeps going and even gets the disk into the nuke, extending the time by 180 seconds. I blow apart a borg with my buckshot in the mean time. My team mate sadly draws his final breath and explodes next to the captain as she finally dies. My final enemy was the RD who stole a .22 pistol and was shooting me to shit, I get put in crit but luckily reach a nano-med and don't die, shooting him on the way there. No more enemies came and the station gloriously exploded.
That was probably the most fucking crazy syndie rounds i've ever had, from being an obese operative with an rpg and eventually coordinating enough to arm the nuke. Also our poor team mate died because I locked the pod and he could not get back in, since I was going to tell him the code but got carried away with being a blob of meat in a firefight.
I would characterize us (the syndies) as the three stooges if they were space terrorists.