Best moments ever thread 2.0

[Dr Zoidcrab]

Alright, here's one that happened just today, one of the best rounds I've had in quite some time.

Quite long, so i've spoilered it (hopefully, this text formatter will be the fucking death of me some day i swear)

Spoiler!

>Spawn as clown
>Traitor, Wooooo
>Spawn a C-saber and a clown car
>Admin fuckery round.
>Dies farting and screaming inside clown car 5 minutes in.

>Gets antag token!
>Spawn as clown
>Take two, let's not fuck it up this time
>Spawn a C-saber and a clown car, i've always wanted to clown rampage!
>Climb into car, capture one person
>It begins.
>Drive around, attempt to capture someone else
>Loses them
>Bollocks
>Smashes into wall, loses the only person in the car
>They start to beat me to death
>Double bollocks
>Recover from stun and climb into the car, drive around, smash into another wall, two more people show up with the person i'd captured. I am beaten to death in front of my car.
>Suddenly, a staff assistant traitor bro appears, knocks them all down with a police baton, takes my saber and drags me down to cloning.
>I'm successfully cloned, but bereft of all my traitor gear.
>I need to get my car back. I shout over the radio, looking for it. Jaoquin Hartford tells me it's in the chapel.
>It's a trap, i know, but i want to chance it anyway, just in case.
>Tasered, stripped of my backpack and ID, Brigged.
>Triple bollocks.
>Captain standing outside, overhear people talking about killing me once my sentence is over, start to ponder using the disposal chute as an escape method.
>Cap goes away for a moment.
>Decide to make a break for it. Suddenly, the toilet door opened, somebody motions towards me and leads me out into the toilet room. There's a hole in the wall.
>It's the staff assistant traitor bro.
>Such a fucking bro.
>He tells me that our stuff is in the security contraband crate. 
>Well then, there's only one thing for it. I lead him to the technical storage room, ask him for his ID and his PDA. Take both, construct a packet for opening doors and lockers, log in to a terminal and acquire the heads netpass.
>Take flash from outside tech-storage
>It's fucking ON now.
>Head back into the brig with staff assistant bro
>OH FUCK IT'S THE CAPTAIN RUN RU-
>Ahem, take 2
>Attempt to head in through Beepskies room. Spot the contraband crate. Jackpot
>Completely fail to notice clowncar in cell directly above me.
>Try to drag crate out of sec, captain spots us, drags the crate back, starts to taunt us about being caught. Says they're going to space it.
>Runs into sec with assistant bro, heads down past the captain into the locker room
>They stand outside the room, knowing we have no weapons, that there's nothing we can do, practically taunting us!
>Almost all of the lockers have been emptied of their tasers and batons. Only one remains locked.
>I PDA it open. A baton and a taser. Jackpot.
>Hand baton to assistant bro, take taser for myself.
>We stun and down the captain, i take their sunglasses then flash them, before cuffing them with the handcuffs i'd been stuck with when i was brigged. Contraband crate is right beside us.
>Assistant bro harmbatons cap while i go at them with a screwdriver. Stop after a while, leave it up to assistant bro. PDA crate open.
>Lying inside, my C-saber
>IT BEGINS 2, IT BEGINS HARDER
>Assistant bro reclaims his police baton from the crate, a few secoffs start to come into security.
>Between my bro and i, we dispatch them with ease.
>Sec looks like a fucking abattoir, with a small pile of bodies in the middle.
>Cherry Fields comes in, fires a few shots at us, we dodge out of the way and chase her out.
>She comes in again, and gets both of us. We try to run away but we're too slow.
>I drop my C-saber, and within moments we join the pile of bodies.
>Spend the next hour or so teaching the assistant how to packet shit as thanks for giving me a great round

>Round ends, check the traitor objectives.
>Assistant had objectives to assassinate me, half of the people who died in sec and die a glorious death
>Assistant bro gets full greentext.
>So proud

Fun round, I was also one of the guys who beat you to death at the start. I later went on to be mindslaved and turned everyone I saved into nuggets.