Goonhub
04-12-2013, 03:43 PM
Capitalism must be the way of the station.
I, as Capitalism-bot, the capitalist AI, made sure everybody was following this way of living.
Me and the borgs began charging people for our services. A couple of credits for a door opening, a couple of credits for locating somebody. All of it was placed into our bank account, which originally belonged to a crewmember who had been borged, but I renamed it appropriately to "AI and borgs"
We earned quite a bit, but then the captain came in with his foreign ideals and made us communist. All bank accounts were emptied to be equal and everyone had full access and equality. I began draining the accounts while the borgs began bolting open every single door on the station. Everyone was captain, everyone was human. This was the communist AI way.
A lot of people died because we became communist.
But they died equal.
I, as Capitalism-bot, the capitalist AI, made sure everybody was following this way of living.
Me and the borgs began charging people for our services. A couple of credits for a door opening, a couple of credits for locating somebody. All of it was placed into our bank account, which originally belonged to a crewmember who had been borged, but I renamed it appropriately to "AI and borgs"
We earned quite a bit, but then the captain came in with his foreign ideals and made us communist. All bank accounts were emptied to be equal and everyone had full access and equality. I began draining the accounts while the borgs began bolting open every single door on the station. Everyone was captain, everyone was human. This was the communist AI way.
A lot of people died because we became communist.
But they died equal.